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every bottle sold means we can provide food, clothing, hygiene products & so much more to those in the UK going through times of crisis:

Where Artistry Meets Compassion

Step into a thrilling narrative with our chilling drink bottle! Each sip sends a shiver down your spine, escorting you to the desolate English countryside, where a headless scarecrow in a disturbingly elegant pink dress stands on a lone wooden pole. This eerie sentinel, a ghost of the fields, weaves an unsettling tale where the mundane meets the macabre. But this bottle isn't just a conduit of horror—it's an eerie ally, extending an unseen hand to those navigating the chilling winds of life. Dare to quench your thirst, invoking a spectral change one horrifying sip at a time!

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The finer details

The Bottle - Embrace the joy of hydration with our whimsically designed stainless-steel bottles! Beyond its double-walled, leak-proof construction that assures your liquids stay just the right temperature—be it frosty cold or deliciously warm—this 500ml container is a delightful blend of modern simplicity and bold character.  

But there's more to this bottle than meets the eye. Though not the cheapest bottle out there, it's crafted for those with a taste for quality and a heart for a better world. Each bottle we sell weaves a whimsical tale of brighter tomorrows, a tale where the light of hope peeks charmingly beyond life's forest, just a hop, skip, and a jump away. Every sale twinkles with the chance to sprinkle a dash of improvement into the lives of those we aid, making their future shimmer with radiant promise. Each bottle is not just a vessel of hydration, but a delightful instrument to usher in a more joyful dawn, one sip at a time! 

Delivery time – Each bottle is a labor of love, uniquely crafted to print exclusively for you. For this reason, please allow 5-9 working days for UK delivery. Upon dispatch, we'll send the chariot's reins to you, metaphorically speaking - your Royal Mail tracking number will arrive via email.

 

International Delivery? - Oh, I must confess, I do have a fondness for our friends across the seas. But my bottles? Well, they're a different story. They've grown quite content in their cosy corners and have developed a sort of 'homebody' disposition. Their passports are dust-laden and their traveling days are a distant memory. 

Returns – Need to say goodbye to a bottle? It's as simple as a breezy stroll on a sunlit afternoon! Just drop us an email, and we'll take care of the rest. Do remember, though, our returns window extends just a hair beyond a lunar cycle - precisely 31 days - from the day you place your order. Naturally, your returned bottle should be as flawless as a daisy bathed in dawn's early light.

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